Headlines like the Spice Girls said

From the Atlanta Journal this morning, which, in recent days/weeks/months/years has become a hard-hitting paragon of southern journalism (no, seriously, if you only click one of those make it the "journalism" link): the single greatest headline in recent memory












Jesus, if that's front-page 26-point font news? The entire cheerleading team...troupe...gaggle...phalanx...what do you call a collective set of cheerleaders...(answer: cheap trick!...oh, sorry)...of my highschool should've ended up making the AP wire ages ago. Now I think they all just sweep hair at the Cutz-Barn and have babies. Simultaneously.